when i talk about my dreams ppl are always like “wow ur dreams are so amazing and coherent with cool plots” and I’m like well yeah bc I’m only giving you the synopsis. my dream about being a marine biologist exploring the oceans on the moon of a distant planet is really cool and plot-driven in the summary I give you that leaves out the part where the pilot of our spaceship was a professional Keanu Reeves impersonator but he wasn’t very good at it so his main job was piloting space ships but he wouldn’t stop pretending to be Keanu Reeves still
*at a bar*
bartender: this is from the gentleman over there
girl: this is a plant
me [shouting from across the bar]: just wanted to say aloe
